Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...