Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...