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IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
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That was no piccolo
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Ant and a grasshopper
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Have you ever tried worm pie?
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Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.