Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...