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Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Bird jokes 03
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Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...