Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...