She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
I know you were drunk yesterday
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What is the most damaging food?
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Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
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What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
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Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
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