How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...