Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...