Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!