Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...