A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...