The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!