EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...