Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Cat technical support problems
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If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...