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Breast Awareness
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Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
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They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...