Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...