Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!