What was the First Commandment?
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Men Should Listen
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A rather novel way to…
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Calling in Sick….
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Careful when you wish
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Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
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Dealing with trouble
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BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...