Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...