No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...