Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
|1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2....
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...