The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!