THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...