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Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...