Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Guide to Religions.
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Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
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Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...