Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.