Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
Excuses for refusing dates
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Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...