Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Difference between Malaysia & USA
Q : What’s the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US’s got Bill...