Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...