Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...