A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...