If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...