Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a…
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with...