Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...