The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...