Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...