Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...