Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.