Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...