The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...