Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...