own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...