Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...