A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Some Whimsical Sayings
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Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
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A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
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Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
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Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...