Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday —— 8:05am User...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...