Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...