Halloween handouts
|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...