Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...