An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...